Burgundy can be the greatest experience your mouth could ever have…unfortunately it could also be one of the most disappointing adventures as well.
Domaine Taupenot-Merme Bourgne Pasetoutgrain 2007
Imagine standing up on Mont Blanc in the heart of winter with your north face outfit on and your skies on your feet. Today you decided to not wear your warm face gear as you wanted to experience the shear exhilarating chills. Next to you is a cow, chewing on some fresh grass that you kindly gave it as you wanted something from it in return. The slope is really steep in front of you and you can’t really see where you will be going when you start your downhill experience. Now reach into the cow’s butt and pull out a fresh poo. Put it in your mouth and starts skiing. Unfortunately you fall off the edge of a cliff just after you start to head off. The wine gets points for having a very clear poo flavour.
Alcohol: 12.5%
Price: $30
Rated: 83
Drink: Now
Importer: Decant WinesPrice: $30
Rated: 83
Drink: Now
Aahahahaha that is freaking hilarious!!! Funniest review I've ever read.
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